42 Ways You Know You're an Asshole

                This new tired, stupid list shit I see on the Internet.  People can't help but click and find out shit they already know.  From boring facts nobody cares about to when you're going to die.  There's a list for if your mate is right for you and there's a list for if your dog is right for you.  There are some that you write the list yourself and it tells you which goonie you're most alike.  When did this become a thing.  The steady slope of stupidity that America is, is as steep as the caveman's forehead.  Only cavemen had a progression and in this world of "idiot information" there's a degression of culture and context.

                  But I'm no different so here it goes,

1.  Fight Club is the best movie ever made.
2.  Watch any reality T.V.
3.  You watch U.F.C. and think if you had time to train.
4.  Think ISIS has a point.
5.  Give to United Way instead of volunteering yourself, they have a millionaire CEO!
6.  Think Obama cured racism.
7.  Believe in global warming.
8.  Don't believe in global warming.
9.  Grown man and Taylor Swift is your shit behind close doors.
10.  Have a tennis fantasy league.
11.  Wear skinny jeans and you're over 30.
12.  Think the electoral college works.
13.  Have a sticker on your back car window of 13.2 mi.
14.  Have a sticker on your back car window of 26.2 mi.
15.  Have a sticker on your back car window of 100 mi.
16.  Have a sticker on your back car window of any mileage but it was already on the car when you bought it.
17.  Think Game of Thrones was based on a true story.
18.  Watch Walking Dead and think it's better than Breaking Bad.
19.  Only watched the last episode of Breaking Bad and then had to watch the whole series.
20.  Never heard a studio audience.
21.  Vegans.
22.  Eat fast food for every meal.
23.  Think terroist are anybody with a beard and dark skin.
24.  Use all the toilet paper and don't replace roll.
25.  Ever watched CNN and totally agreed with everything.
26.  Ever watched Fox News and totally agreed with everything.
27.  Hate Jesus.
28.  Hate Jews.
29.  Hate kids.
30.  Think you don't want kids because watching your nephew is the same.
31.  Talk about things you've only read about like you've experienced them in life.
32.  Think the government is out to get you.
33.  Yell at people with your windows rolled up in shitty traffic.
34.  Gave middle finger to someone in traffic and noticed they had a child in back seat.
35.  Driven your friends to a gig with hopes of a guest spot.   
36.  Leave the light on to scare roaches away.
37.  Taken advantage of a homeless person because they needed a place to stay.
38.  Touch kids.
39.  Realize life is empty.
40.  Eat pizza for breakfast.
41.  Laughed at Steve Harvey's comedy.
42.  Read this blog. (obviously)

                     The hard part about this form of shit is stopping.