This struggle for power and respect between men and women only becomes more apparent as I get older. The more women want to be independent the more rights men give them. Sounds like a sexist statement, but its a fact. In America there's never been a civil war or significant blood bath between men and women where women really had to literally fight for their rights. What happens is women will argue the hell out of something until men eventually cave due to the drought of sex and chaos in the home. Women are in power but don't know it, that's why men have tried to keep our thumb on them for so long.
I USED TO THINK men were better than women, because we conquered fire and the whole IPhone thing, but the fact is women are better at psychological warfare. The struggle for power starts when we first meet. Although the female existence is a complete lie, men have to accept. We HAVE to accept it. The lie starts out with women that can't remember their natural hair color, wear jelly pads in their bras, wear fake eye lashes and squeeze into spanx. I'm not saying all woman lie the same but if you own a pair of heels or wear make-up, then you're in this boat. As a man, we have to take you serious even though you look like a badly wrapped christmas present. As a man I have to like, love and get used to being lied to on a regular basis. That's a huge win for women considering we have no choice but to accept you as you are when looking in the bars and grocery stores.
I say looking for women and not hunting because let's face it, men don't hunt women, WOMEN HUNT MEN. That's another reason why women are better than men. Because they have men convinced that we should hunt and pursue them. Fact is, there are more women in this world than men. Why should men hunt if we are the ones going extinct. If men are outnumbered then a woman's selection is limited. How can men hunt if they are the rare species.
How do women hunt? Women hunt by waiting for the prey to come to them. Women are like deer feed. A buck doesn't know he's being judged when he approaches an oasis in the forest. He's too busy being magnificent and showing off his horns. He doesn't know that the vagina rifle is being loaded and a judgment of "can this dumb animal provide for a family of four" or "at least feed me for one night" is in play. All the buck knows is "dam that feed looks delicious." His goal is "I'll just have my fill, thank god for the opportunity, and move on hoping I find some more food." Men go out with a wish for sex and women go out with decision of sex.
(SIDE NOTE : if you're a woman and you're sick to your stomach of the men you keep attracting you're able to hunt better prey. You might have to go to a gym and get in shape because that's what it takes to be a better hunter. And by that I mean, that bad taste in your mouth from not being satisfied because you keep snagging squirrels and possums, thinking its going to sustain, is your lack of hunting skills. A Woman ultimately has the power on what goes into her body for nourishment.)
Men are too stupid to realize the power they have of how rare of a species they are and that's why men lose. Women are better because they make us believe that we have to be worthy enough to be at the dinner table as the main course, which is totally backwards. No other predator on the planet has a prey that volunteers. This new kind of predator is so arrogant that it will even tell the prey "not interested" which means, I'm not liking what you can offer to sustain me physically, emotionally, financially. Mean while the stupid turkey is saying how tasty his meat is and how he has all the fixings (i.e. house, car, career.)
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